What’s that, you say? You would like to contact me by phone?
No problem.  The number at my office is 212-414-2129.

You want to come to my place? Hmmm…
Let’s talk about that one first.

What’s more, if you don’t think I’m responding fast enough,
call me or text me on my cell phone at 646-246-7427. 
l’ll pick up or call you back. I promise. 
You’re welcome to call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 
Seriously. That’s because I completely shut
my phone off when I’m sleeping,
as I get calls from all over the world at odd hours. 

So here’s my promise: if you contact me, I’ll contact you back.